i spent half the day trying to get my layout up but one minute iot works and the next it doesnt. it’s giving me a major headache and i cant figure out wtf is wrong with the codes!
http://maxis.communities.com.my/sites/cysrigarden/
cant believe i built that last year and now i cant even make a damn rollover image work or get a damn footer image in my blog. &*$#^*$^#&$#
at this rate ill probably only get it up after spm or even next year “=_=
sigh.
i have become a html noob.
save me.
http://www.spca.org.my/petition/default.asp
sign.
aihya i noe i bising a lot of all this but i like can
accusations thrown and fingers point in every direction but their own. hushed whispers and silent talks of one another fall on deaf ears as expectations crash and relationships ties slowly loosen.
harsh words said and screaming heard becomes nothing out of the ordinary instead takes its place as a daily affair as curious ears of passerbys grow accustom to the noise.
a place im expected to call home where love is meant to be unconditional…
and i would love nothing more than to be erased from this tree of what one would call a family.
read this and thought it was cute.
The Penis Wants a Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
1——– I do physical labor.
2.——- I work at great depths.
3.——- I plunge head first into everything I do.
4.——- I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5.——–I work in a damp environment.
6. ——-I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7.——- I work in high temperatures.
8. ——-My work exposes me to diseases.
Reply: Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons:
1. ——You do not work 8 hours straight.
2. ——You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period.
3. ——You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
4. ——You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations.
5. ——You do not take initiative – you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
6. ——You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
7. ——You don’t always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
8. ——You will retire LONG before you are 65.
9. ——You are unable to work double shifts.
10. —–You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
11. —–And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely, The Management
Five reasons not to be a penis:
1. ——You’re bald your whole life.
2. ——You have a hole in your head.
3. ——Your neighbors are nuts.
4. ——The guy behind you is an ass hole and…
5. ——Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint.
credits to Chee Weng
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